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Kiyoshi Yamokani

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PostSubject: Colonel Chris Fail   Mon May 11, 2009 4:11 pm

Just want to say, I am yet to make this character, I will make him as soon as I play retail/get onto a nice private server. He probably won't be in dawn of ruin when I do make him, since he will be Alliance, plus his personality doesn't match the dawn I hope it's alright that I make a character profile of him, it's for all of your entertainment... And my own too, I'm bored as hell. Morgs, I think you will be pleasantly surprised.

Name: Chris Fail

Race: Human

Age: 42

Story: Chris is a Stormwind guard, and that's about it, he was raised up by a completely average family, eating completely average food and drink, no mysterious happenings have ever happened to him, he is, a guy... who... is just a guard... and nothing more, though possibly less. There is one mystery about Chris, or 'Colonel' Chris. It's a complete mystery how he actually reached his rank as Colonel, he isn't particularly talented at anything, he's... average, at everything, except things that aren't to do with work, all of those, he isn't very good at at all, though it is rumoured that he is a good dancer and singer, but that is unconfirmed, there is no solid evidence that he can sing or dance all together. Chris tries his best to hunt down anyone who threatens Stormwind's peace, though, he very often loses fights, falls over while chasing criminals, and attempts to make dynamic entries, such as swinging in on a rope (Ending in injury and embarrassment), jumping down from rooftops (Ending in injury and embarrassment), breaking through windows (Ending with lots of glass cuts), kicking down doors (Ending with a fractured leg)... I could go on. Apparently, under extreme circumstances, his true potential arises... Though, that's just a rumour. Chris bought a pet whom he names "Win" in an attempt to cancel out his "Fail".

His second name has nothing to do with it, really. Anyway, another mystery, is why he has not yet been sacked. It makes no sense at all, but, somehow, he's been a colonel for a good few years. Colonel Chris has one dream, it is why he joined the Stormwind guard in the first place, and that is, to earn the rank of General, then, he can finally be looked up to as "General Fail."

Personality: Chris laughs, a lot. His is rarely upset, often gets angry as criminals in a rather comical way, as bad as he is at his job, he is not lazy, he is always buzzing and on the move, but, he never uses his energy well. Chris is a nice guy, but not bright.


And, since I was bored, I thought of a suitable theme song for him, yes it's from Sonic Unleashed, but I think it works well, don't you?



Lovely...


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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Chris Fail   Mon May 11, 2009 6:32 pm

He's an anti sue Very Happy

Oh, what wouldn't I give to RP with you as Chris Fail xD
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Chris Fail   Mon May 11, 2009 7:00 pm

I don't know if he may occasionally break the forth wall, just to annoy lore-fags.
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Chris Fail   Mon May 11, 2009 7:21 pm

Adiane will throw a shit fit.

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...YAY!!! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Chris Fail   Tue May 12, 2009 3:54 pm

Oh god... I wanna make Chris now, but, no more WoW until after my exams! I've decided on that, it would be stupid to get more time now.

+ He would be alliance, and nobody here seems to play alliance. Neutral
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Chris Fail   Tue May 12, 2009 3:59 pm

Imma play Alliance. Hopefully when the NEW PRIVATE SERVER comes up I can make my awesome character.
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Chris Fail   Tue May 12, 2009 4:03 pm

Cool, good or bad? Chris needs some criminals to fail at chasing.
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Chris Fail   Tue May 12, 2009 4:33 pm

Another holier-than-thou white knight. But Colonel Cupcake can always chase Schwas around Razz

That is, if they do the cross-faction thing. If not, I have another character I'm working on, who will probably have his hands in just about everyone's coinpurse. >_>
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Chris Fail   Tue May 12, 2009 4:38 pm

Maybe Chris' nemesis! Who always wins against Chris.

Oh yeah, adding the thing about Chris' pet to the profile, he has a pet (undecided on type, perhaps white kitten) called "Win" in an attempt to cancel out his fail. (White kitten being completely harmless, adds to his uselessness.)
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Chris Fail   Tue May 12, 2009 4:41 pm

Dude. That sounds like my whole family tree wrapped into one character. You sir, win.
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Chris Fail   Tue May 12, 2009 4:52 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Chris Fail   Tue May 12, 2009 5:02 pm

Yes. Yes really. Colonel Quiche sounds awesome.
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Chris Fail   Tue May 12, 2009 5:23 pm

Cheers, I wonder about the reactions of other WoW players, weather they like him or hate him, I'll be happy either way. Razz

EDIT: Tadaaah! A rather spectacular theme song added.
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Chris Fail   Tue May 12, 2009 6:41 pm

Well, on Freedom, the only character people wouldn't drama about are all round serious business characters with rebelillous princess syndrome and some bizarre inability to sense humor. Hopefully the new server won't have that Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Chris Fail   Tue May 12, 2009 6:51 pm

I bloody well hope so.

Maybe I'll actually get SOME action on the new server, I only had one RP fight, and that was with you Morgs, on Üma. Seriously, only one, Haraki should have been a meaner bodyguard. Mad

Chris will always get into fights... Always.

Chris: *Runs into cheese shop to find a thief* Stop! You're breaking the law! Wait there! *Runs outside, then breaks back in through the window, falling over on the other side, headfirst into a cheesewheel* Yr 'ndw wwesht! (Translation: You're under arrest!)
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Chris Fail   Tue May 12, 2009 7:09 pm

Ed: *tip toes out of the cheese shop* Yes. I could've gone to Orgrimmar to buy cheese but this is more fun.

Yes, You will see moar RP fights.

Oh and lawl when Adiane QQed about Uma's personality and fighting style when she does even worse that that any day xD
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Chris Fail   Tue May 12, 2009 8:14 pm

*Schwas* Grabs the Cheese Wheel and runs Edyne over with it.

Schwas in a nutshell.
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Chris Fail   Wed May 13, 2009 11:29 am

Chris: Stll goh m' hud shtck 'n 'd chezh... msht nt eak... wug beh shteln'

(Translation: Still got my head stick in the cheese... Must not eat... would be stealing.)

This place needs more forum RP.

And yes I know, she was only there for a small portion of the fight, it was only going for about a minute, and she was like *Shoots fel fire at Üma's back.* *I type Üma's reaction, post it, and start posting her collapsing on the ground.*
Before I can press enter she forces a IC statement saying something like *Wonders why she feels no pain.* THEN I have a chance to make Üma collapse... t'was like they started typing the thing about Üma not feeling pain right after they shot the fel fire, to not give me a chance to fall down on purpose, in an attempt to enforce that I was a godmodder... Riiiight... *CoughDREADLORDCough*


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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Chris Fail   Wed May 13, 2009 11:30 am

Ask and I shall deliver. Wink

Keep your eyes peeled for the Forum RP I will be starting in the next few minutes.
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PostSubject: Re: Colonel Chris Fail   Wed May 13, 2009 11:43 am

Shocked

*Watches and waits*

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Shocked

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